How the hell does Amanda Holden look like this just after giving birth?

Anyone who's just had a baby, might... no, WILL want to look away now. Amanda Holden is a walking flippin' body miracle

How the hell does she do it, please?

It’s entirely possible that we’ll be writing a story like this every week, in fact we definitely will, but we’ll try to make them slightly different so you don't get bored, because Amanda Holden is showing no sign of looking crap at the BGT auditions.

She’s always been a glamour puss of course, but the recent pictures of her are so totally unbelievable due to the fact the woman was at death’s door while giving birth a few weeks ago.

David has to have bodyguards these days

And now look at her - in a tight, red, bandeau dress, with a waist that most of us can only dream of.

Amanda was off to Britain’s Got Talent auditions in Birmingham here, but she could have been off out for a night with the girls on holiday with her hot little frock and funky heels… and probably will do that, before hopping home to change baby Hollie’s nappy, preparing a meal for the whole family, doing the cleaning… and then going back to work completely fresh faced at 4am the next morning, just because she wants to get a head start.

At auditions the day before Amanda wore an unforgiving white shift dress, which of course forgave her everything.

She Tweeted some pictures of the BGT gang hanging out backstage and posing for totes hilar pictures like this one with David Walliams looking like a camp James Bond.